Here is a picture of my hand. Notice anything odd?
Go ahead, click on the picture. I'll wait.
OH MY GOSH AMELIA YOUR FINGERNAILS! WHAT HAPPENED TO THEMMMMM?
Well...the other day when I said that my main vice was buying clothing? That may not have been strictly accurate. It's very possible that my main vice is epic nail-biting.
Really epic nail-biting.
I've chewed my nails since I had teeth. This bad habit is over 19 years old you guys! And after trying every cure known to man and womankind I have been forced to acknowledge that maybe I'm never going to stop and I'm going to be a ninety year old lady who still bites her nails down to lengths previously thought impossible and who pretty much never got to use her massive nail polish collection.
There's another vice guys. I buy too much nail polish. I see a beautiful colour at Target and I just can't help myself. I follow nail polish trends for goodness sake (Gunmetal greys, baby blues, nudes, all "in" this spring). Probably this is the silliest way of spending my time, my money, and my brainspace.
Amelia. Enough is enough woman. Just give up, your nail polish dreams will never come true. Resign yourself to your fate.
OH NOOOO, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE, WHAT ARE THOSE, KIWI NAILS?! WHAT IS THIS INSANITY.
And then the lightbulb went on. Bing. Who says I have to paint my own pitiful nails? There are other people who can use my nail polish expertise. People with, you know, fingernails. Woah, I just blew my own mind.
First victim- my sister Louisa.
Aaaaaand she liked them!!
And I think they turned out pretty good!!
And it was way more fun than doing my own fingers has ever been. Really.
So I guess the question now is...does anyone want their nails done?